THEY'RE WIZARDS HARRY!

I just saw Hobbs & Shaw and honestly, honestly, even with the "science" I am even more convinced now that pretty much every single person in these movies is a wizard. Yeah, I could just accept that they are over the top action films (and boy howdy are they) BUT it's more fun to point at those moments where suspension of disbelief is strained super hard and say, "Nah it's cool. They're all wizards or witches of some kind, and that's how they're able to survive a Captain America: Winter Soldier style jump off a skyscraper."

Am I in the near future going to do a complete franchise re-watch in order to create a somewhat cohesive meta for how exactly the entirety of the Fast and Furious cinematic universe is about the coming together of a powerful coven who then go on to fight evil and/or do crimes? You bet your sweet bippy I am.